Total Medals Earned: 387 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,165 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (60/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 7/21 (130/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
Jump on 50 enemies
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
play for an hour
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Trap the squirrel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Experience rebirth the first time.
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.